• me:i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me:and you know what else? [2000 word rant]


“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”



I have to work 11 days straight through with no break. All I can think is this.

I have to work 11 days straight through with no break. All I can think is this.

#me

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.




chelseaalysse:


Hocus Pocus (1993)

This movie will never get old. 

chelseaalysse:

Hocus Pocus (1993)

This movie will never get old. 



pb-and-paint:

Portrait of a childhood. 

pb-and-paint:

Portrait of a childhood. 


"Not everyone you lose is a loss."

"When you’re a girl, you have to be everything, You have to be dope at what you do, but you have to be super sweet, and you have to be sexy, and you have to be this and you have to be that - it’s like, I can’t be all of those things at once. I’m a human being."
— Nicki Minaj (via beezinthetraps)

doubleadrivel:

weliveonfiction:

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

gordon ramsay fandom

If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.


lowfi666:

Tea time fuckface

lowfi666:

Tea time fuckface